[Intro 1: TheNeXTGUI]
I got a song filled with shit for the strong-willed
Piss shit and cum till the world screams

[Intro 2: Eminem]
[Screaming noises]

[Verse 1: Text-to-speech AI (Dr Dre)]
Akuma (You, uh, need help?) underscore two yesterday at nine twenty three P.M. Yo LuckyTaaru is high on ecstasy like Ja Rule, pushed the motherfucker in a swimming pool, Taaru with hard tools can’t operate them he’s too dumb, mentally handicapped, he probably has 3 thumbs, dumbass sissy fag incel virgin little bitch, LuckyTaaru always rhymes bitch with bitch everytime he disses, can’t get no bitches, and he looks like a chicken. Taaru let me borrow the mic, you can’t do it right. Woe is me fuck your sorrow I’ll fuck your mom tommorow

[Verse 2: Text-to-speech AI]
L.T. yesterday at nine twenty seven P.M Akuma a booma and a cooma, you a looza, give the boot to ya just to show you the alpha. Pussy you think you hardcore, only time you hard is when you see Lil Nas X n***. That’s crude I’m sorry Akuma didn’t mean to hurt you but yo bitch blowing on my dick past curfew with no tissues, get out of the booth, or matter of fact gimme yo shoes, I’ll punch you so hard I’ll give you a Bluetooth. obligatory fast rap here

[Chorus: Anthony Fantano]
Venom, adrenaline momentum
Get em, ain't gonna know what hit em, venom
Venom, adrenaline momentum
Get em, ain't gonna know what hit em, venom

[Outro: Anthony Fantano]
All of that is just so painfully cringe I can't stand any...