[Intro: Lil Kermy, Anthony Fantano]
While you're here
I have Anthony Fantano
Popular music reviewer on Youtube's thoughts on this mixtape
"Uhhh this Lil Kermy project...
*loud gunshots*
I am legit feeling a strong nine to a ten"

[Intro 2: Lil Kermy]
Yo it's your boy
I'm a household name
I'm the lyrical miracle
I ain't even gotta say my name
Because you already know
I mean
It's pretty self explanatory
I'm gonna say it anyways though
Yo, my name is Lil Kermy

[Verse 1: Lil Kermy]
I'm smokin' all of my crack (Yeah)
I make my 'copter attack (Okay, whoo)
All of these rappers are whack (Ay)
Cuz now I'm countin' my stacks (Okay)
I'm retired at fourteen (Ay)
Now I'm takin' my codeine (Whoo)
I'm takin' my xans till I float (Whoo)
You know that I am the goat (Ay)

[Autotune Break]

All of you know that I'm havin' a dot (Whoo)
Habudda hawana huwudda ha (Whoo)
All of you know that I'm havin' a stroke (Whoo)
Habbada hawudda I am the goat (Ah)

[Interlude: Lil Kermy]
This is really bass heavy
I can't hear what I'm saying
So I'm gonna turn it up (Whoo)
I ponder of something great
My lungs will fill and then deflate
They fill with fire, exhale desire
I know it's dire my time today (Ay)
[Verse 2: Lil Kermy]
I'm smokin all of my dope (Hey)
I'm just uh hobbit a pope (Okay)
You don't know what that means (No)
I don't either so it evens out (Ay)
I don't know what this song's about (Bop)
So I guess it evens out (Ah)
Lil Kermy got the cash (Whoo)
Habbada habbada hash (Ah)

[Chorus: Lil Kermy]
I'm diagnosed with herpes
But I know you can't hurt these
I just be riding round town
I feel like I'm eddy murphy
I'm diagnosed with herpes
But I know you can't hurt these
I just be riding round town
I feel like I'm eddy murphy

[Verse 3: Lil Kermy]
Yo, I got all my lean
Huwudda hummuna lean
Anyone know what I mean
I put I got all the lean
I put a one in my cup
Honolululu what's up
Hummuna hummuna what
I put a huwudda huh
[Outro]
I just realized how dumb this song is