[Intro: Cal Chuchesta & Anthony Fantano]
Mumbling
He what?
Mumbling
He thinks what?
Mumbling
He thinks he's got the best teeth?
Mumbling
In the game?
(Uh-huh)
Laughter

[Chorus: Cal Chuchesta]
Your teef ain't so good (No!)
Your teef ain't so good (No no!)
I saw 'em on the Internet
Your teef ain't so good (Eh-eh)
Your teef ain't so good (No!)
Your teef ain't so good (No no!)
I saw 'em on the Internet
Your teef ain't so good (Eh-eh)
Your teef ain't so good (No!)
Your teef ain't so good (No no no!)
I saw 'em on the Internet
Your teef ain't so good (Eh-eh)
Your teef ain't so good (No!)
Your teef ain't so good (No no!)
I saw 'em online, boy

[Verse 1: Cal Chuchesta & Anthony Fantano]
You got cavities, got a lot of cavities
Get 'em all filled before you even talk to me
How you gonna' claim teeth game over Anthony
Your teeth effed up, on the poster you're a parody
Rolled up to your show; liked your beanie, but you're scared of me
Paak it in, and I'll send you accordingly
Listen up, mate, I'm not tryin' to hate
But the Dr. Dre dental plan don't look great
Ugh, honestly, I think it's kinda' messed up that you went there
[Chorus: Cal Chuchesta & Elwood Edwards]
Your teef ain't so good (No!)
Your teef ain't so good (No no!)
I saw 'em on the Internet
Your teef ain't so good (Eh-eh)
Your teef ain't so good (No!)
Your teef ain't so good (No no!)
I saw 'em on the Internet
Your teef ain't so good (Eh-eh)
Your teef ain't so good (No!)
Your teef ain't so good (No no no!)
I saw 'em on the Internet
Your teef ain't so good (Eh-eh)
Your teef ain't so good (No!)
Your teef ain't so good
I logged on to AOL and—and I could see that
(You've got mail)

[Verse 2 : Anthony Fantano & Cal Chuchesta]
My canines so clean, I spit that Listerine (Squeaky)
Floss like a boss, my teeth are shinin' beauty queens (Best)
Wanna' go to your show, you ain't invite me, bro (Why?)
Lookin' at you crooked like your bottom row (Burn)
Brace for this, I didn't brace for this (Ooh)
The only thing your teeth do is bite my shit (Ow)
You prob'bly got caps, and that's no cap
Ate too many M&M's, dentists said you relapsed 'Tano!
[Laughter]
(Hey, that's pretty funny)
[Outro: Cal Chuchesta]
Your teef ain't so good
Your teef ain't so good (No!)
I seen 'em on the Internet
Your teef ain't so good (No no!)
Your teef ain't so good
Your teef ain't so good (No!)
I seen 'em on the Internet
Your teef ain't so good (No no no!)
Your teef ain't so good
Your teef ain't so good (Nope!)
Teeth ain't so good (Nope nope!)
Teeth ain't so good (Nope!)
Teeth ain't so good
Oh my god
This guy, he thinks he's got the best teeth