[Part 1]
Hold it now, watch the hoodwink
As make you stop think
You're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the chalet swish
I like the sushi cuz it's never
Touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert, got that mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break it, take a fake
I like the stinking shake
Stink and I can shake
I like vanilla
It's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show
Cuz then you know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cuz it's so dangerous
You're gonna have to sign a waiver

*goes to allegedly snort some drugs*

[Part 2]
Chickety China - The Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking
Watching x-files with no lights on
We're down ????
I hope the smoking man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting and Tantric
Like Snickers - guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa - I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did, I'd have a samurai
Gonna get's a b- setta better clubs gonna find
The tiny nub so my irons aren't always
Flying of the backswing
Gotta get in tune
The Sailor Moon
Cuz that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
Uh, how can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kinda guy that laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of loosing my shirt, it's been
One week since you looked at me
Drop your arms by your sides and said I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you
And said you did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since living room
We realized we were both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
But it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry