[Skit: YouAintPackinMeat]
Hold on, Cal Chuchesta dropped a mixtape?
Aww sookie sookie now just when you thought everybody could drop a album this year in rap!
You got Kendrick
You got Aubrey "Quentin Miller" Graham
You got Meek "when in danger, use them Twitter fingers" Mill
You got Chingy Dingy
Then you got your boy Cal Chuchesta, Chuchesta, Chuch-Chuch-Chuchesta
Oh sookie sookie, now the skreets gon' love this, the skreets gon' love this. I swear to, swear to, swear to God
They gon' love this right here. That boy Cal Chuchesta top 5 dead or alive, yes sir yes he is
Well he died two months ago and then he came back alive
So technically the n***a top 5 dead and alive
But we ain't gon' get too much into that
We gon' get straight into this mixtape
This fire
This flames
This b-b-b-b-burning sensation of a mixtape
Let's get into it right now cause you are now listening to that Cal shit, ya bitch