Billy's confused he's been abused
Billy's bemused with Barbara
She went with Billy but he's so silly
She's finished with him now
All the wedding plans have gone down the drain
Will Billy ever see Babs again?

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He's a silly Billy
Why can't Billy not see?
That Babs is just a slag she's a dirty bag
She just wants his willy
But poor Billy can't see
That she's a trollop & he's a silly Billy

Babs is back she's got the knack
Knows how to wrap him round her finger
Her little finger
A kiss and a cuddle now Billy's in a muddle
Coz Babs has gone again

Now what's gonna happen to the honeymoon?
Babs has gone & Billy's been a goon

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