Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone - don't push me
Nev-ever gonna star in "Home Alone"
Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear
There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare

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Fred Olivier, to be or not to be
Fred Olivier, all for my equity

Don't want to go to Hollywood
I sit alone and play the wood
I quoth Othello and I feel wick
I'm the only one who understands what I speak

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(Guitar Bit)

I tread the boards till it make me scream
But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream
There's more to life than a Shakespearean clone
All I want is fame and fortune

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