Farts, doodie and a cocky pee
It don't make no difference to me
Farts, doodie and a cocky pee
I want for all and all for me

Farts, doodie and a cocky pee (big pee)
It don't make any difference to me (he-he-he-ha-ha)
Fart doodie and a cocky pee (big pee) (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
I want for all and all for me (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)

Farts, doodie and a cocky pee
It don't make no difference to me
Farts, doodie and a cocky pee
I want for all and all for me

Fart, doodie, cocky, pee
Fart, doodie, cocky, pee
Fart, doodie, cocky, pee
Fart, doodie, cocky, pee

Farts and a doodie, cocky and a pee pee
Farts and a doodie, cocky and a pee pee
Farts and a doodie, cocky and a pee pee
Farts and a doodie, cocky and a pee pee

Farts! Doodie! Cocky! Pee!
Farts, doodie and a cocky pee
It don't make no difference to me
Farts, doodie and a cocky pee
I want for all and all for me

Pee!