[Intro]
(You don't mean it)

[Chorus]
You need a uniform
So you won't be ignored
You are affected
And so, you're accepted

[Bridge]
It's time you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you bitching and moaning
You think you could afford a fucking bottle of asprin

[Verse 1]
Boo-fucking-hoo, you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously, somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact, I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit
(You don't mean it)

[Chorus]
You need a uniform
So you won't be ignored
You are affected
And so, you're accepted
[Bridge]
It's time you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you bitching and moaning
You think you could afford a fucking bottle of asprin

[Verse 2]
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong?
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons
(You don't mean it)

[Bridge]
(So, you're accepted)
(So, you're accepted)

[Verse 1]
Boo-fucking-hoo, you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously, somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact, I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit

[Verse 2]
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong?
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons
[Verse 1]
Boo-fucking-hoo, you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously, somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact, I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit

[Verse 2]
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong?
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons!

[Outro]
(You don't mean it)