We don't care
If you're a girl or a toy
If you're a game or a boy
If you're nerd or a whore
This shit is so bad
It could win a Grammy
This dick is so sick
We could start a family

(Don't let your momma know)
(Your momma)

This calls for a celebration
With a little in vitro fertilization
You're comin' for us
We're comin' for you
You're comin' for us
We're coming' for all of you

(Do- do- do- do- do-)
(All right!)
(Do- do- do- do- do-)
(All right!)
(Do- do- do- do- do-)
(All right!)
(Do- do- do- do- do-)
(All right!)
You can have the sex with me
Money back guarantee
We can make a fuck machine
A fuck machine
(Don't let your momma know)
You can have the sex with me
We can make a baby or three
We can make a fuck machine
A fuck machine
(Don't let your momma-)

Fuck- me
Feed- me, oh
Fuck- me
Feed- me, oh
Fuck- me
Feed- me, oh
Fuck- me
Feed- me, oh

You can have the sex with me
Science fiction fantasy
We can make a fuck machine
A fuck machine
You can have the sex with me
How bad could it be?
We can make a fuck machine
A fuck machine