[Verse 1]
Y'all don't like it, yeah, so don't buy it
Like you need to be told
My whole sound sucks in stereo
Like you care if it does
You want your money back? Yo, listen up
No fuckin' refunds!

[Pre-Chorus]
Now
I'm thinkin' — ooh
I shot my load, mother!

[Verse 2]
(Now I ain't that good at the rappin' but sometimes I be good at the laughin', motherfucker)
All the way to the bank
I just bought my car a stereo
Used your money for crack
I'm slowly going broke but I'm sure it's just nothin', go down to the record store
Buy all my records!

[Chorus]
(Do-do-do) I'm ready for love
(Do-do-do) I'm ready for love
(Do-do-do) I'm ready for love
(Do-do-do) I'm ready for love
[Bridge]
Ooh, I'm still not that cool, I'm just not that great
Two suckers found out a little too late
You thought that this shit would right-fuckin' rock
But my friends were right, 'cause I fuckin' suck

[Verse 1]
Ya don't like it, so don't buy it
Like you need to be told
My whole sound sucks in stereo
Like you care if it does
You want your money back? Yo, listen up
No fuckin' refunds!

[Chorus]
(Do-do-do) I'm ready for love
(Do-do-do) I'm ready for love
(Do-do-do) I'm ready for love
(Do-do-do) I'm ready for love

[Outro]
Ooh, I'm not that cool, I'm just not that great
Two suckers found out a little too late
You thought it'd be good, you thought it might rock
But your friends were right, and I suck big cock