[Bridge]
Well we will never die
It should come as no surprise
We will always multiply
Never ever be denied

[Refrain]
You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Janet Jackson
I'll be losin' all control

You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Michael Jackson
And just like Michael Jackson

[Hook]
I'll be white (yeah)
Suburban (yeah)
Middle-class (ooh)
I'll never have to work again

White (yeah)
Suburban (yeah)
Middle-class (ooh)
I'll never have to work again
[Verse 2]
I can always piss my life away
There will never be consequences
It doesn't matter what I say
Mommy's always gonna pay for college

[Bridge]
Well we will never die
It should come as no surprise
We will always multiply
Never ever be denied

[Hook]
Because I'm white (yeah)
Suburban (yeah)
Middle-class (ooh)
I'll never have to work again

White (yeah)
Suburban (yeah)
Middle-class (ooh)
I'll never have to work again

[Refrain]
You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Janet Jackson
I'll be losin' all control
You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Michael Jackson
And just like Michael Jackson

[Verse 3]
I'll be hard-core
Honkey Galore
No one I know
Has ever been poor
Even the police
They know the score
My daddy is a lawyer
And there's nothing that I'm sorry for

Retail stores
Liquor and whores
I got one black friend
And I don't want more
The only thing better
Than Star Wars
Is the Keytar solo
From 1984

[Keytar Solo]
(oh yeah, this is better than standing still at a Radiohead concert)

SHORT, TALL, GRANDE, VENTI

[Bridge]
We will we will never die
It should come as no surprise
We will always multiply
Never ever be denied

[Hook]
White (yeah)
Suburban (yeah)
Middle-class (ooh)
I never have to work again

White (yeah)
Suburban (yeah)
Middle-class (ooh)
I never have to work again

[Refrain]
You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just like Janet Jackson
I'll be losin' all control

You know I never rock
You know I never roll
And just
Like
Michael
Jackson
I'd be white