Break it down
Break a brother down

Here we go

A duck could tape your mouth shut
Hope ya like it good
If the woodpecker bites your eyes out I could care less

But that's all, in the past for me
I made my peace with the Lord ya see

I want my moustache to grow
I want my moustache to grow
I want my moustache to grow

Coolay ally-bally, backy-ally-ally-mally

I want my moustache to grow
I want my moustache to grow
I want my moustache to grow

But only on one side!

Hey, hey
We're gonna live forever in this house
Hey, hey
We're gonna live forever in this house
Up the stairs, down the stairs
We're gonna live forever in this house
You take the living room, I'll take the bedroom
Because we're gonna live forever in this house
I feel good, I feel energized
I feel like taking on the world tonight
I feel like everlasting bootycakes

I don't want to go to China
Unless it's a C-H-I-N-A C-H-I-N-A type of place

A-R-G-O-S-C-Y
A-R-G-O-S-C-Y
C-Y, C-Y

You
Don't understand me
I gotta boopy-doop-soopy-dooby-coo-boop-dee-boop cause I'm branded for life hey hey

Cocksucker was the best son of a man, he went to the bathroom and he came back a man, he said hey man, let's do a solo for friend, I said blood's cold damn-near sales now baby

I said aaah ram-stam

Big Finish!