[Verse 1]
Sometimes it's the alcohol that's talking through me, but most of the time, this is how I felt
No excuses for the things that I say, it's nobody's fault because I'm doing it by myself
If you're offended by what it said, choke, chokin' on the words I should have read
The number one question on everyone's lips is
"Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"

[Chorus]
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it
Yes!

[Verse 2]
Shakespeare's bullshit, he was a fraud
He stole all his shit from the great St Francis Bacon
I'm not looking for any applause
I just wanna gеt my fuckin' point across
The things that I say may not be right
But after I say 'еm, I sleep like a baby at night
The only question on everyone's lips is
"Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"
[Chorus]
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it
Yes!

[Verse 3]
I silver the tongued devil, a mouth like a whore
You never know what life has in store
A moment of glory, little dying words
Children should be seen not heard
All my life, misunderstood
I'm fuckin' too smart, too smart for my own good
The last question, before I go is
"Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"

[Chorus]
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it
Yes!
[Outro]
Hey honey, did I hurt you?
I don't know what to say
Why I do these things I'll never know