I am the mastermind
Leaving you all behind
And that ain’t no fuckin’ lie

I am the mastermind
It’s just a problem of mine
Just like Columbine

Columbine
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus comin’ through the night?
That’s right
This message cannot be denied

I am the mastermind
Underline 'mastermind'
Until your pencil breaks

I am the mastermind
And just like a suicide
Your credit has been denied
Denied
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus comin’ through the night?
That’s right
This shit gonna turn your momma white

Oh, Pennsylvania
I wish I never ever would

I am the mastermind
Intelligent by design
It makes me wanna cry

I am the mastermind
And now that I’m satisfied
It’s time to say goodbye

Goodbye
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus?
What’s that ruckus comin’ through the night?
That’s right
I will not apologize