Jimmy Urine
Audio Bio
[Spoken: steve righ?]
I'm hangin' out with Mindless Self Indulgence, and, guys I gotta ask you. This "I Hate Jimmy Page" thing, what's the story with that?

[Spoken: Jimmy Urine]
Well I don't- I don't really hate Jimmy Page. The guys a living legend

[Spoken: Jasford Norax Cyborg Esq.]
Wait wait wait a minute. I feel I must interject and speak on behalf of my client. My name is Jasford Norax Cyborg Esquire. Model #9848-J-J-J-J-JZ458 and I represent Mindless Self Indulgence and-

[Spoken: Jimmy Urine]
Hey Mr. Norax cmon let me handle this

[Spoken: Jasford Norax Cyborg Esq.]
No I say no

[Spoken: Jimmy Urine]
Let me talk!

[Spoken: Jasford Norax Cyborg Esq.]
Shut it, before I bitch slap ya'. What this loser wants to say is, that old broad Jimmy Page should hang it up man. I mean didn't we all gеt enough of Zeppelin in thе 70's? All you double neck ass g motherfucking motherfuckers who think it's blasphemous to talk ill of this hippie shit. You will wait in course of blood. Blood. Blood I say. Do not forget, as well as my legal applications, my primary function is to kill. But anywho, if you like him so much, buy him a gold-plated drool cup with "World's Greatest Has Been" engraved on it. You want to worship a Jimmy baby? Worship Jimmy JJ walker his ass is timeless yo