*Ringing*

Hello and welcome to Mindless Self Indulgence brought to you by, little stereo. If you know the name of the track you'd like to hear, press 1 now!

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Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first four letters of the track you'd like to bounce to, followed by the number sign now!

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You have selected: Bitches! To find out why bitches love you, press 1 now!

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If bitches love you because they know that you can rock, press 1. If bitches love you because they know that you can rhyme, press 2. If bitches love you because they know that you can fuck, press 3. If bitches-

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You have selected: bitches love me because they know that I can fuck! To find the nearest location where bitches love you cause they know that you can fuck, press 1 now!

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Please enter your five digit zip code, followed by the number sign now!

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You have selected: throughout the projects! If this is how it should be done, press 1 now!

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I'm sorry, that is not a recognized entry.

*Call end*