[Skit]
"What's up"
"Is this weed?"
"What?"
"You got [?] for this?" "Yeah"
"Where’s that?" "Uh..."
"Where's that?"
"[?]"
"I have to take your ass to jail, you know that?"
"For what?" "For what? Look at this!"
"Just lightin' a cigarette" "This ciga-weed!"
"Well, it look like a cigarette"
"You better head back home"

[Verse 1: J. Stark]
Yo
Yo, my balls hang low
You have problems breathin’ from where your balls hang bro
That's pretty impressive, what's the measurement in length?
(Five inch) Not bad, only problem is it's stickin' out your head
You look sort of like a fuckin' dickhead, in fact
You need to get that sack relocated down to your dacks
Until then, retrieve that mug to thе dickhead bin
A beautiful place whеre all the dirty shitheads live
I'm a mad rapper, you're a sad fudge packer
With a penis where it shouldn’t be, for that matter
Back in primary school, you were seen with a gay bunch
All the people saw the penis on your head at play lunch
Maybe that’s the reason why you wouldn't say much
’Cause when you got excited, little dicky would spray cunts
Tried to pick up with that staggering grin
But all the girls were put off by the balls waggin' near your chin
You're a dickhead
[Chorus]
You're a dickhead mate
There’s a ballsack on your face (Oh yeah)
You're a dickhead mate
There's a penis on your head

[Verse 2: Illy]
My willy's like from my elbow to my wrist
Yours goes from your forehead to your lips
And that situation must be pretty shit
When you go to take a piss and afterwards get the drips
[?] spit roasts would be pretty sick but
You have a dick on your head, so yeah
It isn't even big (Nah) and it's about an inch off
The centre, it's kind of like an eyepatch
Bet your arms get tired when you wank
And I bet it really hurts to wear hats (Ouch)
And I bet you hardly ever drive
You got that [?] ballsack blockin' out your sight
And if I aim high, I could give you a kick to the nuts
And a black eye at the same time (Pow)
But I don't wanna hurt you bruv
God's punished you enough, dickhead

[Chorus]
You're a dickhead mate
There's a ballsack on your face (Oh yeah)
You're a dickhead mate
There's a penis on your head
[Outro: Illy & J. Stark]
Mundine (Dickhead)
Kyle Sandles (Dickhead)
Bert Newton (Dickhead)
Barry Hall (Dickhead)
Matty Lloyd (Dickhead)
Brian McFadden (Dickhead)
Fuckin' Madonna (Dickhead)
[?] (Dickhead)
Dermott Brereton (Dickhead)
[?] (Dickhead)
Carson Kressley (Dickhead)
Akmal Saleh
Fuckin' Will [?] (Dickhead)
Rex Hunt (Dickhead)
Harbhajan Singh (Dickhead)
Those cunts that wear those really tight jeans (Dickhead)
Judith Lucy (Dickhead)
Jackie O (Dickhead)
Kate Langbroek (Dickhead)
Schapelle Corby (Dickhead)
Mercedes Corby (Dickhead)
The whole Corby family actually (Dickhead)
Julia Gillard (Dickhead)
Al Murray (Dickhead)
Jeremy Starke (Dickhead)
Especially those two, sorry Mundine (Dickhead)
Yeah, you're a mad fighter, man (Dickhead)
Still a dickhead (Dickhead, dickhead)
Yeah, we just decided to put that on at the end of the mixtape, bit of a fuck around, but this is actually the very end. Hope you've enjoyed it. Gotta give a shout out to my mate 7'6 at Stronghorn Studios and, uh, yeah, keep an eye out mate. Peace!
Illy, Illy!