[Verse 1]
Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
Her hair was shorter than mine
She told me she lived in the city
I knew when she was lying

I first saw her in a gay bar (gay bar)
Kissing another girl
I said, baby, I’m looking for a turn on
And she said, welcome to my world
Welcome to my world

Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
She taught me how to dance
Used to do it, used to do it with the TV on
Political romance

[Chorus]
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds

[Verse 2]
Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
She had her own way of doing things
But baby, she shoulda been king
She was so strong and so understanding
[Bridge]
Oh, ooh
Vagina (la, la, la, la)
Oh, ooh
Oh, oh, la, la, la, la, oh
Oh, oh, la, la, la, la, oh
Vagina

[Verse 3]
Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
You never told me how you got your name
I guess you wanted a little fame
I guess you got what you wanted
You got what you wanted, girl

[Chorus]
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds (sing it now)
Half-boy, half-girl (oh)
Best of both worlds (everybody now)
Half-boy, half-girl (oh, oh)
Best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds

Half-boy, half-girl (oh, oh)
Best of both worlds (oh, yeah)
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds
(Vagina, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina)
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds