Three years gone by
And still everyone screws up our name
No matter what you do, still some things never change
Seen a lot of the world, met a lot of friends
Got a lot of fond memories
There's nothing like playing a basement show
On a Saturday night in Pennsylvania

Start the show, here we go
Jumping in the crowd
We've gotta tear this building down
The cops show up as usual
To try and ruin our fun
It's time to show 'em all
Just how it's done

Gonna have a teenage riot
They'll never understand
What it's like to be a kid today
Gonna have a teenage riot
Let's blow 'em all away

Another night we'll be
Staying in some crack hotel
And sneaking everyone in through the bathroom window
Gonna blow up everything in sight
And get chased away into the night
By some crazy bastard with a shotgun in his hand
Start the show, here we go
Jumping in the crowd
We've gotta tear this building down
The cops show up as usual
And try to ruin our fun
It's time to tell them all to fuck off

Gonna have a teenage riot
They'll never understand
What it's like to be a kid today
Gonna have a teenage riot
It's gonna start today