Don't tell Aunt Mary about Uncle John
He claims he got married, but he's having lots of fun
Oh baby, yeah baby
Ooh, baby, having me some fun tonight

Well, long, tall Sally, she's built sweet
She's got everything that Uncle John needs
Oh baby, yeah baby
Ooh baby, having me some fun tonight

Well, I saw Uncle John with bald-head Sally
He saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley
Oh baby, yeah baby
Oh baby, having me some fun tonight

Well, long, tall Sally, she's built sweet
She's got everything that Uncle John needs
Oh baby, yeah baby
Ooh, baby, having me some fun tonight

You know, I saw Uncle John with bald-head Sally
He saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley
Ooh, baby, having me some fun tonight

I'm gonna have some fun tonight
Have some fun tonight, have some fun tonight
Everything's all right
Have some fun, having me some fun tonight