[Intro]
I opened my car door this morning, my keys fell into a sewer
So what I was stuck for five hours?
At least I'm not in a ditch

[Verse]
I never really thought about it
Until it all came down
I never really brought about it
Until just now

[Chorus]
Me, what now?
Drown it out

[Interlude]
Bought a picture of an ape on the internet
Was told it would be worth at least a million
Sold it for twenty-four bucks
Twenty-four bucks
But hey, at least I don't have monkeypox

[Chorus]
Me, what now?
Gee, do tell
Live through hell
Me, oh well
[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude]
I took a vacation just last month
It was good going until I got sick
Food poisoning, yeah, it was bad
But there's kids starving out there
No, I never rеally thought about it
Of course someone's got it worsе
No, I don't really know about it
But I don't wanna burst

[Chorus]
Me, what now? (Me, what now? Me, what now?)
Gee, do tell (Gee, do tell, gee, do tell)
Live through hell (Live through hell, live through hell)
Me, oh well (Me, oh well, me, oh well)

[Outro]
Me, oh well
Me, oh well
Me, oh well