Settled in with my Bodice-Ripper
Haven't been able to stop thinking of you
Just like it’s going out of style
Like there's no tomorrow

Free Wi-Fi come on down
Down in the murky water
Hanin' low at the Murky Water Café
Follow me in the murky water
Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh murky water

Where the rubber hits the road
On the quadraphonic shitshow
Along comes another Aha moment
One more heart slash head full of torment

Free Wi-Fi come on down
Down in the murky water
Hanin’ low at the Murky Water Café
Follow me in the murky water
Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh murky water

Got a little slice of life
Sometimes I'm even toast of the town
Picked out the hunk of the King Cake
The one where the baby, got to wear the crown
We're emojifying our every move
It's painting bad pictures in my head
Like the crocodile in the bathtub
So very very hard to ignore

Free validation come on down
Down in the murky water
Hangin' low at the Murky Water Café
Follow me in the murky water
Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh murky water
Muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuh murky water

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