[Verse 1]
My diet pill is wearing off
My diet pill is wearing off

[Chorus]
'Cause Victor's in the bed
Sewn in the sheets with thread
The twins are in the car
The frying pan is red

[Verse 2]
Calgon can't take me away
No, Calgon can't take me away
From the things I did today

[Chorus]
'Cause Victor's in the bed
Sewn in the sheets with thread
The twins are in the car
The frying pan is red

[Bridge]
And I'm outta here
I'm so outta here
I'm outta here
[Verse 3]
I think the swelling is going down
I said, I think that the swelling is going down
Two hundred dollars to leave this town

[Chorus]
'Cause Victor's in the bed
Sewn to the sheets with thread
The twins are in the car
The frying pan is red

[Outro]
And I'm outta here
I'm so outta here
I'm outta here