[Verse 1]
Me myself and I
Will never be lonely
As long as I
Stick together
Like glue
Without you

[Verse 2]
I lie here on the couch
Thinking about potatoes and me
And I realize
Destined to be french fries

[Chorus]
Me myself
Me myself and I

[Verse 3]
My ship's been tossed about
Have some decency
The only friends I've got left
Are my idiosyncrasies

[Chorus]
Me myself
Me myself and I