[Intro]
Woo!

[Verse 1]
Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist

[Verse 2]
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one could recall

[Chorus]
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia

[Interlude]
One, and two

[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia

[Interlude]
One, two

[Bass Solo]

[Chorus]
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia

[Outro]
One, here we go

[Spoken Outro]
You're rockingus, Omaha. Talking you guys how to do it right here. Rockin' and a-rollin', rollin' and a-bowlin'