[Verse 1]
Wish I was a Kellogg's Corn Flake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A. 
Casually glancing at his toupee

[Verse 2]
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a "Citizen for Boysenberry Jam" fan

[Verse 3]
If I become a famous lady
Would you put my photo on your piano?
"From Mary Jane, best wishes to Martin"
Ah, South California
Old Roger, draft-dodger, leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for

[Verse 1]
Wish I was a Kellogg's Corn Flake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style