[Intro: R2-D2 and C-3PO]
R2, where are you?
Oh, there you are
Well, if you come over here, you'll find a wonderful surprise
You'll have to plug into the central computer to hear what it is
That's right
No, it's not a phase detector!
It's your Christmas present!

[Chorus]
R2-D2, we wish you a merry Christmas
R2-D2, we love you, it's true
R2-D2, we wish you a merry Christmas (Merry Christmas)
We hope our little message gets to you

[Verse 1]
We look up at the winter star, we know that's where you are
Our chimney's big and round, so you can come right down
And if our wish comes true, we'll spend Christmas Eve with you
Our hearts will sing with glee as we decorate the Christmas tree

[Chorus]
R2-D2, we wish you a merry Christmas
R2-D2, we love you, it's true
R2-D2, we wish you a merry Christmas (Merry Christmas)
We hope our little message gets to you
[Verse 2]
And if the snow becomes too deep, just give a little beep
We'll go in by the fire and warm your little wires
Spreading Christmas cheer will be easy with you here
We'll dance and sing and play from Christmas Eve 'til Christmas day

[Skit: R2-D2 and C-3PO]
R2, the quaver converter isn't complete yet!
It isn't finished!
Lock in your circuits again, quick

[Chorus]
R2-D2, we wish you a merry Christmas
R2-D2, we love you, it's true
R2-D2, we wish you a merry Christmas (Merry Christmas)
We hope our little message gets to you

R2-D2, we wish you a merry Christmas
R2-D2, we love you, it's true
R2-D2, we wish you a merry Christmas (Merry Christmas)
We hope our little message, we hope our little message
We hope our little message gets to you

[Outro]
Merry Christmas, R2
R2, we love you
R2, merry Christmas