[Intro]
Victory was at hand for Tupper Ware Remix Party
The world was rejoicing and boredom seemed to have met it's end
But just as the voices of earth began to cry in unison
"We shall be neither slave nor master to any!"
A new entity emerged to face the music
His ridiculous creations start to undo what good had been done

[Refrain]
You have all been created
For a re-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-diculous purpose
A very ridiculous purpose
A very ridiculous purpose
A very ridiculous purpose
A very ridiculous purpose

[Outro]
Right on!