I'm sweatin' pepperoni and I'm feelin' alright
Lookin' for some pussy on a Saturday night
And my girl's 15 but her pussy is tight
And I got it goin' on but it just ain't right

I got a bag a' Cocaine and a bottle a' Jack
I got a nickel of Speed and a dime full a' Crack
Well the girl's fired up and is loading her guns
Well I gotta get somethin' that will kick my ass

I need a Piledriver, gonna get me a sip
I need a Piledriver, gonna make me cum
I need a Piledriver, to drive my pile
You know the piledriver's gonna make it out all worth while, yeah

I need a Piledriver, gonna get me a sip
I need a Piledriver, gonna make me cum
I need a Piledriver, to drive my pile
You know the piledriver's gonna make it all worth while