[Verse 1]
Why do men go crazy
When a woman wears her dress so tight?
Why do men go crazy
When a woman wears her dress so tight?
Mmust be the same old thing
That makes a tomcat fight all night

[Verse 2]
Why do all of these men try to run
A big legged woman down?
Why do all of these men try to run
A big legged woman down?
Must be the same old thing
That makes a bulldog hug a hound

[Chorus]
Oh, that same thing
Oh, that same thing
Tell me who's to blame
The whole world fightin' about that same thing

[Verse 3]
What makes you feel so good
When your baby get her evening gown?
What makes you feel so good
When your baby get her evening gown?
Must be the same old thing
That made a preacher lay his Bible down
[Chorus]
Oh, that same thing
Oh, that same thing...