[Verse 1]
I didn't like my ears so I chopped 'em off
I didn't like my nose so I chopped it off
I didn't like my hair so I chopped it off
I never liked my body so I chopped it off, c'mon
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[Verse 2]
I didn't like my head so I chopped it off
I didn't like my legs so I chopped 'em off
One finger at a time, I chopped 'em off
I didn't like my tummy so I chopped it off, huh

[Chorus]
Hands off my body
Hands off my body

[Verse 3]
I didn't like my dick so I chopped it off
I didn't like my pussy so I chopped it off
I hate my tits so I chopped 'em off
I didn't like my arse so I chopped it off, c'mon

[Chorus]
Hands off my body
Hands off my body
[Verse 4]
I didn't like my fat so I chopped it off
I didn't like my skinny so I chopped it off
I didn't like my heart so I chopped it off
It's all black and rotten so I chopped it off

[Chorus]
Hands off my body
Hands off my body

[Verse 5]
I didn't like my tongue, I never did
It said nothing but anxious shit
I didn't like my tongue, I didn't like my tongue
I didn't like my tongue so I...
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