Tonight we honor
The original

I see it all the time
And hey it's kinda sad
The sheer amount of it's
The reason I've gone mad
When did this trend begin
The one they all adore
Now I'm
Selected and dissected
In this comparing war
In this comparing war
But still they ask for more...

(Hey ya kno)
(This is great 'n all)
(But the original was just so much better)

I'm going crazy
Why be so obsessed with who has
Done it best
It's not a contest
No
I'm going crazy
My God
The thought alone is toxic
You know (oh oh ohh)
I'm going crazy
So swallow back your poisonous opinion
You're only doing harm
I'm going crazy
But if that's your aim
You're workin' it like a charm
I'm going crazy
Why be so obsessеd
With who has done it best
Just let us do our own thing
I'm going crazy
So cut it out
Or I'll bе back
The next April Fools