[Verse 1]
When the world is a monster
Bad to swallow you whole
Kick the clay that holds the teeth in
Throw your trolls out the door
If you're needing inspiration
Philomath is where I go by dawn
Lawyer Jeff, he knows the lowdown
He's mighty bad to visit home

[Chorus]
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there

[Verse 2]
When your hands are feeling empty
Stick heads jumping off the ground, ground
And Tris is sure to shirr the deer out
And Brother Ray can sing my song, hmm

[Chorus]
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there
[Bridge]
Hands down, Calechee bound
Hands locked, kiss the ground
The dirt of seven continents going 'round and 'round
Go ahead, Mr. Citywide, hypnotized, suit-and-tied
Gentlemen, testify (Gentlemen, testify)
Citywide, hypnotized, suit-and-tied (Citywide, hypnotized)
Going around and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round

[Verse 3]
If the world is a monster
Bad to swallow you whole
Philomath, they know the lowdown
And throw your trolls out the door, door, door, door

[Chorus]
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there from here
(I've been there)
Can't get there from