Andrew Lippa
Full Disclosure (Part 2)
GOMEZ (spoken):
Oooh, that's too dark, even for us!
COMPANY:
Full disclosure
GOMEZ:
Wow, that story was grim
COMPANY:
We're talking grim
GOMEZ:
Filled with fear and loathing up to the brim
COMPANY:
That's quite a brim
GOMEZ:
Just imagine being married to him--
MAL (spoken):
OK, Addams, I got one for you. We're simple people. We're not used to your sophisticated New York life-style. So with your permission, we're gonna go back to the real America. Full disclosure!
WEDNESDAY (spoken):
Wait. Wait! I'm sorry, but Lucas won't be going with you
MAL (spoken):
Why not?
WEDNESDAY (spoken):
Because Lucas and I are getting married!
COMPANY:
Married!
GOMEZ (spoken):
No, it can't be!
COMPANY:
Married!
MAL (spoken):
You marry her, I'm cutting you off!
(sung)
Not a single penny
WEDNESDAY:
We don't want your money
LUCAS:
So, we're getting married
COMPANY:
Are they getting married?
Really married?
"Married" married?
Full disclosure!
What a miserable game!
Play it once
And life is never the same
Someone started it
So someone's to blame
Enough of full
Disclosure!