[MAN #1]
Excuse me
But I think that strange man is feeding the tsar some chocolate

[MAN #2]
Raspberry chocolate
So gauche

[MAN #3]
That useless tsar has no taste

[MAN #1]
First he fumbles our whorist Tsarista
And then he feeds our poorist Tsar

[WOMAN #1]
Oh yes look at that

[WOMAN #2]
Oh yes I see

[MEN]
An outside man an outside man an outside man has come inside
An outside man outside man an outside man has come inside
This strange evil man has come the palace place a-hum
What does he want, this man?
What is his plan?
[WOMEN]
Wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked

[MEN]
This mystery man holds sway
Some devious at play
Bamboozled our Tsar
He reigns with idiot soft brains

[WOMEN]
Wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked

[MEN]
On chocolate he is sated
Like a basset hound elated
Spread this gossip quickly
Mark the tabloids thickly
An outside man an outside man an outside man an outside man has come