[HENRY & ED]
I HAVE A JOKE
I WANT TO TELL IT TO EVERYONE
BUT YESTERDAY
THERE WAS A TRAGEDY
AND SO MY JOKE
MUST WAIT

/————————/

[PAULA & MARVIN]
I HAVE A VIDEO
IT IS A VERY FUNNY
HA HA HA VIDEO
SO FUNNY
THAT I PLAYED IT AT A PARTY
AND THEN THE PARTY
BECAME A VIDEO PARTY

/————————/

[JESSICA & VELMA]
YESTERDAY
I HEARD
SOMEONE
SOMEWHERE
DID SOMETHING
SOMEWHAT AWFUL
[JESSICA, VELMA & PAULA]
ARE YOU OUTRAGED?
ARE YOU OUTRAGED?

/————————/

[TOBY & MARVIN]
2 4 8 16
32 64 128
256 512 1024
2048 4096
8192

[ALL]
2 4 8 16
32 64 128
256 512 1024
2048 4096
8192
2 2 2 2 2 2 2

/————————/

[JESSICA, PAULA, MARVIN & ED]
OBSESSIVE
COMPULSIVE
DISORDER
[VELMA & KARLY]
OH, NO NO NO

[JESSICA, PAULA, MARVIN & ED]
OBSESSIVE
COMPULSIVE
DISORDER

[VELMA & KARLY]
OH, NO NO NO NO-NO

[ALL]
OBSESSIVE
COMPULSIVE
DISORDER

[VELMA & KARLY]
OH, NO NO NO

[ALL]
OBSESSIVE
COMPULSIVE
DISORDER

[VELMA & KARLY]
OH, NO NO NO
/————————/

[HENRY & ED]
I HAVE A BLACK JPEG
I HAVE IT SAVED TO MY DESKTOP

[HENRY, ED, JESSICA & PAULA]
WHEN I AM FEELING BAD
I TAKE THE BLACK JPEG

[HENRY, ED, VELMA & KARLY]
THAT IS SAVED TO MY DESKTOP

[MEN]
AND UPLOAD IT TO MY AVATAR’S PROFILE PICTURE

[ALL]
I HAVE A BLACK JPEG
I HAVE IT SAVED TO MY DESKTOP
WHEN I AM FEELING BAD
I TAKE THE BLACK JPEG
THAT IS SAVED TO MY DESKTOP
AND UPLOAD IT TO MY AVATAR’S PROFILE PICTURE

/————————/

[ALL]
01101000 01110101 01100111

/————————/

[ED]
I GOT THE BEST FORMAT
FOR AN OPINION
THE BEST FORMAT
IS NOT ALL CAPS

THOUGH SOMETIMES THAT CAN FEEL GOOD

[ED & MARVIN]
​but lowercase
​​and no punctuation
​thats the way to go

[WOMEN]
(i got an opinion for you)

[MEN]
​lowercase
​and no punctuation
​that means you feel it
​in your soul

/————————/

[ALL]
​this
This
THIS

/————————/

[JESSICA]
If you want a lot of attention
Think of an obviously ungood action
That persists among people
You have nothing to do with
Make fun of them
Post their ungood action
Say “How can they do this?
This ungood action?”

Feel how your brain sizzles
As you feed the Monster

/————————/

[HENRY]
Please let me preface this by saying:
I am a blank
I am not a blank
That is not my experience
This is my experience
This is how I walk through the world

Please let me preface this
By saying

THAT I WILL CHECK MY PRIVILEGE
AT THE DOOR

[TOBY]
DOOR—

[MARVIN]
DOOR—

[PAULA]
DOOR—

[JESSICA]
DOOR—

/————————/

[KARLY]
Well I would love to pay attention to you
But I simply can’t
I might have an invite
I might have a coupon
I might have a snippet
There might be a morsel or a nugget
A factoid, a zinger
A recap, a blurb
Why there might be a tidbit!
I simply must check my tidbits
What if there’s a pause?
What if there’s a lull?
At dinner, at a movie
My God, even at the theater!

/————————/

[MARVIN]
I have an argument
I have the most perfect argument
You have ever heard
The most devastating
Completely demolishing
Argument

It is an elegant straight line
Piercing and sharp
With a slight lavender scent

It impales your steel hull
And injects a flood of syrup logic
In your mind
Until you are saturated
With my argument
And you don’t know
How anyone
Could have ever thought
Anything ever
Not this

/————————/

[TOBY]
I FOUND THE SECRET
I FOUND THE SECRET
IT IS AT
H-t-t-p-s-colon-double-slash-y-o-u-t-u-dot-b-e-slash-d-capitalQ-w-4-w-9-capitalW-g-capitalX-c-capitalQ

/————————/

[TOBY & MARVIN]
Click

[HENRY & ED]
Click

[JESSICA & PAULA]
Swipity swipe

[VELMA & KARLY]
Diggity clickity check

[ALL]
Checkity checkity checkity checkity
Checkity checkity checkity

[VELMA]
Click

/————————/

[VELMA]
WHEN WE SAY “IN REAL LIFE”
THIS IS A LIE TO PROTECT US
IT IS ALL REAL
IT IS ALL REAL LIFE

/————————/

[ALL]
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY EMAIL
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY STATUS
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY UPDATES
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY GAME
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY NUMBERS
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY MARKETS
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY PROFILE
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY NEWS
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY NOTIFICATIONS
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY SOCIAL JUSTICE
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY PORNOGRAPHY
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY CODE

I AM OBSESSED WITH MY MONSTER
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY SELF
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY MONSTER
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY SELF
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY MONSTER
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY

HA HA!
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