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ZIPPY
​hey sadie, whaddya say we go spar?
​i wanna try out the new wooden shield my best friend gave me!

SADIE
​zippy was really into physical activity
​like

SADIE & ZIPPY
​chasing butterflies
​or doing jumping jacks
​or practicing for the jousting tournament

SADIE
​at first it kind of annoyed me—
​i was never really into jock stuff—
​but then i started to kind of appreciate how motivational he ​was

ZIPPY
​happy body, happy brain!

SADIE
​which is ironic
​because i was just sitting on my ass playing a video game
ZIPPY
​plank time, let’s go!

SADIE
​and checking to see if jasmine had texted—
​jasmine, that’s my ex

​now i had tried her
​when еverything went down
​“just checking in, arе you okay?”
​but she hadn’t texted me back yet

ZIPPY
​we plank!
​we plank!
​until our mind goes blank!

​we plank!
​we plank!
​until our mind goes blank!

SADIE
​ha, nice one zippy!

ZIPPY
​planktastic!