[Verse 1: Nick Mason, Syd Barrett]
Scream thy last scream, old woman with a casket
Blam blam your pointers, point your pointers
Waddle with apples to crunchy Mrs. Stores
She'll be scrubbing bubbles on all fours
Scream thy last scream old woman with a casket

[Verse 2: Nick Mason]
Fling your arms madly, old lady with her daughter
Flat tops of houses, mouses, houses
Fiddle and Diddle sitting bat-tat-tat
Watching the telly till all hours, telly time
Fling your arms madly, old lady with her daughter

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 1: Nick Mason, Syd Barrett]
Scream thy last scream, old woman with a casket
Blam blam your pointers point your pointers
Waddle with apples to crunchy Mrs. Stores
She'll be scrubbing bubbles on all fours
Scream thy last scream old woman with a casket