[Verse 1]
Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say
You know those damn kids drive me crazy every day
But all I've ever think is something to complain
To complain
To complain

Hey, and all I wish is that they would all just go away
'Cause all I really want is to be just like them
Just wanna' be just like them
Just wanna' be just like them
Just wanna' be just like them

[Verse 2]
Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say
If you forgive me, I'll be getting on my way
And I forgot the whole damn point of this whole song
And I'm complaining now, complaining for so long
For so long
For so long

[Chorus]
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hey!
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hey!
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hah!
What I really want all those things that I can't have
All I really want, is to have you so bad
[Verse 3]
Hey, those stupid kids have really gotten out of hand
And now I think it's time we all take up a stand
And then together, we will raise our voices high
Our voices high
Our voices high

Hey, though at this moment, I can't think of what we'd say
I guess we really wanna be just like them
Just wanna' be just like them
Just wanna' to be just like them
Just wanna' to be just like them

[Verse 4]
Hey, I've thought a thousand times about this day
I've been expecting it in each and every way
The possibilities preoccupy my mind
And I'm so fortunate to be so very kind
So very kind
So very kind

[Chorus]
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hey!
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hey!
What I really want is all those things that I can't have
What I really want is to have you so bad!
(Ah…)
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hey!
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hah!
And all I really want all those things that I can't have
All I really want, is to have you so bad!

[Bridge]
I'm so jealous, I can barely see straight from my head
And it burns from the inside
'Til I wish I was dead!

[Mini-Hook]
Please, mama
Don’t be angry with me
Please, papa
Don’t be angry with me

[Hook]
And I'm so sick and tired, of all these stupid things you say!
And this fucking monkey, sitting on my back, won't go away!
And I'm still standing here with my dick in my hand
Waiting for an invitation to the Promised Land!

[Mini-Hook]
Please, mother
Don't be angry with me
And, please, father
Don't be angry with me
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 5]
Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say
And all those damn kids drive me crazy every day
And all I ever think is something to complain
To complain
To complain…
I really wish that they would all just go away
'Cause all I really want is to be just like them
Just wanna' be just like them
Just wanna' be just like them
Just wanna' be just like them

Just wanna' be just like them (Hey, hey)
Just wanna' be just like them (Yey, ey-yey)
Just wanna' be just like them (Hey, hey)
Just wanna' be just like them (Yey, ey-yey)
(Hey, hey, hey-hey-hey!)
(Yeah!)

[Chorus]
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hey!
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hey!
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hey!
Hey-hey-hey, yeah-hah!

[Hook]
And I'm so, sick and tired of all those stupid things you say
And this fucking monkey, sitting on my back, just won't go away!
And I'm still standing here with my dick in my hand
Waiting for an invitation to the Promised Land!

[Outro]
Please, mother
Don't be angry with me