Rent was tough and we'd had enough, so we
Thought we'd buy a place
Had a pool so it wasn't cool, but we
Checked it just in case

Covid came, made the big decision
And so we bought it. From that day on it was
Us paying for chlorine
Livin' like a queen

Couple years on, and we believe all the greenery out back
Has to do with our swimming pool and it's big ass fucking crack
Never wanted it in the first place, the bills are stacking up at a fast pace
And plus it's a diving pool, can't dig those anymore due to zoning rules

[Chorus]
I'm putting up with myself
You're putting up with me, and darling I
Maybe I only put this to tape to pay for my pool

Had to fix this apocalyptic
Attack on my bank account
Major rеpairs from deck to pool stairs
A cost I can't surmount

Solved my problem, you bought my album
But lifе goes on when I'm eatin' ramen
And paying for this PebbleTec
A financial wreck
[Chorus]
I'm putting up with myself
You're putting up with me, and darling I
Maybe I only put this to tape to pay for my pool

I'm putting up with myself
You're putting up with me, and darling I
Maybe I only put this to tape to pay for my pool

[Outro]
I say your name under the waves, it echoes, oh
It's a shame that I've gone too far, oh, to make it

I say your name under the waves, it echoes, oh
It's a shame that I've gone too far, oh, to make it

[Simultaneous]
(In the United States an average of three to four thousand people every day are drowning in their pools which averages to about 10 deaths a day. And if I die here it might as well be as well be in this 18,000 dollar sarcophagus. And that's only talking retexturing and retiling. We wouldn't even be doing this if it didn't mean risking the complete collapse of our yard and we all knows what that would do to property value.)

I say your name under the waves, it echoes, oh
It's a shame that I've gone too far, oh, to make it

I say your name under the waves, it echoes, oh
It's a shame that I've gone too far, oh, to make it