You're a part-time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on your back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you...

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry-eyed, my body's swinging from side-to-side
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you...

Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you...

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you...

I will find my niche in your car
With my mp3 DVD rumble-packed guitar
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you...

Du-du-du-du-du-du-dudu
Du-du-du-du-du du dudu
Du-du-du-du-du-du-dudu-du...

Up-up, down-down, left-right, left-right, B-A, start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you...
You are always trying to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you...

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you...

Don Quixote was a steel-driving man
My name is Adam, I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you...

Squinched up your face and did a dance
You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you...

Du-du-du-du-du-du-dudu
Du-du-du-du-du-du-dudu
Du-du-du-du-du-du-dudu-du...

But you...