[Intro: Red Guy, Yellow Guy, & Duck]
We gotta get things ready for the big day, Big Day
We gotta get things ready for the special day!

[Verse 1: Red Guy, Yellow Guy, & Duck]
Cutting out bunting and making a cake
It's a celebration for our best mate
Dressing up smart and wearing smart shoes
Need to figure out which tie to choose!

[Chorus 1: Red Guy, Yellow Guy, & Duck]
We gotta get things ready for the big day, Big Day
We gotta get things ready for the special day!

[Verse 2: Red Guy, Yellow Guy & Duck]
Combing my hair!
Brushing my teeth
Ironing my socks!
Laying out treats
Putting my card in the envelope
Washing up plates in the kitchen sink
First you heat up the margarine
Make sure you're using fresh minced beef
Then you need to get the pastry dish
And add a little bit more margarine
[Chorus 2: Yellow Guy, (Red Guy), Both]
We gotta get things ready for the... shepherd's pie (Big day)

[Outro: Yellow Guy & Red Guy]
Huh?
What?
What are we doing?
Oh, no, it's the funeral!
It's the funeral, sorry