[Spoken Intro]
Fire in the Callum's house
(Whoo!)
Let's get this
You get me, Jamie

[Verse 1]
I'll do 20,000 pushups every morning
I'll walk with books on my head
I'll learn the correct cutlery to use
I won't sleep I'll learn dictionaries instead

[Verse 2]
I will consume every piece of art
I'll watch every film the day they come out
I will read every poem and book ever written
And I'll know exactly what they're about

[Verse 3]
I will down whole bottles of cod liver oil
Take all of my meds on time
I'll use the longest word in the world in a song
And I will make it rhyme

[Verse 4]
I will learn to ride my bike
With no handlebars
I will get home every night
And I won't get hit by cars
[Outro]
I will make my bed every morning
I will clean the house every night
I'll become so much more than what I am and I'll be alright
I'll be alright