[Verse 1: Charlie Paulsen]
Media, media, I'm fuckin' sick of ya
You fill my life with bullshit trivia
Radio, radio, I don't wanna know
I gotta see it for myself, I'm goin' to the show

[Pre-Chorus]
Do you believe in television?
Do you believe in what you see?

[Chorus: John Feldmann]
We are not amused
We don't believe the evening news
We're not entertained by the brainless, spoiled and confused
And we are not amused

[Verse 2: Charlie Paulsen]
Media, media, I'm sick of tellin' ya
I've seen it all, and I'm not feelin' ya
Magazine, magazine, tell me what is wrong with me
I'm famous and strung out in rehab at seventeen

[Pre-Chorus]
Do you believe in television?
Do you believe in what you see?
[Chorus: John Feldmann]
We are not amused
We don't believe the evening news
We're not entertained by the brainless, spoiled and confused
And we are not amused

[Bridge: Ray Cappo]
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Every second of every day, you're bein' robbed
Of your valuable time, your money, by liars

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: John Feldmann]
We are not amused
We don't believe the evening news
We're not entertained by the brainless, spoiled and confused
And we are not a—
We are not!
We are not a—mused!