[Verse 1]
Another scary night
Another spooky fright
And you just might be in danger

[Chorus]
Oh the ghost is here and it's always a fake
The ghost is here and there's no reason to shake
The ghost is here, oh give us a break
It's fake

[Verse 2]
Another ghoul attack
She's breathing down our back
So we're making tracks for the exit

[Chorus]
Oh the ghost is here and it's a crook in a suit
The ghost is here and he's protecting some loot
The ghost is here, oh give him the boot
He's fake

[Verse 3]
It doesn't matter where we go, we know
A ghost is gonna show and so
We look for the bogus
We look for the scam
And every time the ghost is a sham
[Bridge]
We see an eerie light
And if the mood is right
Then you just might sight a monster

[Chorus]
Oh the ghost is here, it's our frightening task
To face our fears and the creep in the mask
Until the ghost is here, there's no reason to ask
He's fake