[Intro: Vannamelon, Mini Lemon]
I am done, I am through
Of these stupid melons who
Think that they're so sweet and fruity
With their rotten dumb- (Oh please!)
You're the pain to my life
Just a silly, sour sight
Lemon, take a hint, accept that
Melons suck, knock it off

[Verse: Vannamelon, Mini Lemon]
Wait, huh?
See, I was waiting so impatiently
To grow a YouTube channel all for me
Something we sour fruits need to survive
One big massive army (Oh come on!)
But then this idiot "Vannamelon"
Came out of nowhere, took all attention
Squealed "Melon Goodness!" and humiliated
I can't beat her, 'cause I'm weaker
And that's so unfair
Why am I to blame? You're my kooky lemon clone
Melonheads are tired of your spooky, endless nagging
Can't you just buzz off? Take your pumpkin, be my guest
Understand that-
Lemons are the best!
Get your own throne, / Get off my throne
You lemon pest / You melon pest

[Chorus: Vannamelon, Mini Lemon, Both]
I am done, I am through
You think melonheads are cruel?
Maybe if you learn to lighten up
And sweeten up your frown
We can work it all out
Find a lemon/melon route
Put your pride away, I'll do the same-
(Get off my crown)
I am done, I am through
Of you little melon fools
With your ignorant beliefs
That amplifies my melon hate
This is war, be afraid
Lemon, you're the one insane
Just go away