[STAFF]
Who's the new guy? I don't trust him
What's his purpose going to be?

[PAULA]
Who's this new character?
I mean, he's such a "character"
Such a big persona that's not relatable at all

[TIM]
Do we really need a new guy
This far into the season?
And by far into the season, I mean it's almost Fall

[STAFF]
Who's the new guy? I don't trust him

[MAYA]
He's suspiciously good looking in ways
That normal people are not

[KAREN]
Is this some sort of desperate
Move to help our ratings?

[STAFF]
You mean our terrible ratings
On Legalscores.com?
[KAREN]
Yeah!

[GEORGE]
Will he be here forever?

[PAULA]
Or just for two or three episodes?
I mean, Karen's manic episodes

[KAREN]
“I'm a ticking time bomb!”

[STAFF]
Who's the new guy? I don't trust him
Is he going to be a mainstay of our lives?

Is this someone new we're going to
Have to grow to care about?
Why should we root for someone
Male, straight and white?

And why is Karen finger painting?

[KAREN]
I'm having a manic episode!
[ALL]
Who's the new guy?
What's his deal? What's his deal? What's his deal? What's his deal?

[KAREN]
“Who wants to buy my painting?”

[STAFF]
Karen shut up!