[Part 1]

[Santa Ana Wind, singing]
Hello there, it's me (It's me)
I'm the Santa Ana winds (Santa Ana winds)
I cause allergies (Allergies)
I also make things weird

A little bit about me
I'm a hot, hot breeze
That originates from high-pressure air masses
Technically, I'm known as a katabatic wind
That's science for "a pain in your asses"

I'm mystical but also carry dangerous spores
I bring whimsy and forest fires
When I blow, there's magic in the air
And a higher risk of suicide

I make children wheeze
'Cause I'm the Santa Ana winds
To reiterate, I make things weird
When I blow, it sounds like "whee!"

I'll be back because I'm the wind
And also kind of a narrator

[Part 2]

[Santa Ana Wind, singing]
Hey, it's me again
I'm the Santa Ana winds
Here's some magic dust
Which will make things weird

[Part 3]

[Santa Ana Wind, singing]
They had the same dream (Same dream)
They just got Santa Ana winded


[Part 4]

[Santa Ana Wind, singing]
You might say, "Don't do it, wind
Leave these poor people alone"
But I'm a prankster
Tee-hee-hee-hee
I just wanna see what will happen

[Part 5]

[Santa Ana Wind, singing]
You're looking really guilty

[Rebecca, talking]
Move aside

[Santa Ana Wind, singing]
You can't push the wind

[Rebecca, talking]
Oh, you
That kiss was all your fault

[Santa Ana Wind, singing]
I just reveal your deepest wishes and fears
So it's you, Rebecca, it's not me
Who is super weird
Super weird
You're super weird

[Rebecca, talking]
No, I'm not! Get away from me! Go back to Santa Ana! Or I don't know if that's where you're from or that's where you're going

[Santa Ana Wind, singing]
You ruined everything
You stupid bitch