Rachel Bloom
We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now
[REBECCA]
We should definitely not have sex right now
We should definitely not have sex right now
It would complicate the situation
[JOSH]
It's the adult thing to not have sex right now
We have the common sense not to have sex right now
[REBECCA]
I need time to reflect
[JOSH]
And I'm in a really weird place
[REBECCA]
It feels so good to be having sex right now
[JOSH]
It's so good to be having sex right now
[BOTH]
What makes it so good is we just said
We shouldn't be having sex right now
[JOSH]
But now we can't stop having sex right now
[REBECCA]
I mean, it would be weirder to stop having sex
[JOSH]
Such a good point, we might as well just finish
[JOSH]
We should definitely not have sex again
[REBECCA]
We should definitely not have sex again
What are we, bonobos in a tree?
[JOSH]
There's no reason to have sex again
But I'll be ready to go again in ten
[REBECCA]
Okay, what if we say this is the last sex night?
[JOSH]
It's like in movies when robbers do one last heist
[REBECCA]
'Cause tonight will be our last sex heist
[JOSH]
But then again, those movies always get a sequel